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Inadvertent Gang Signs of the Day: A 15-year-old...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jPETOynoev0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/17386516677/inadvertent-gang-signs-of-the-day-a-15-year-old"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Inadvertent Gang Signs of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; A 15-year-old from Chicago was left devastated after the city announced it would not use his contest-winning police vehicle sticker &lt;a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&amp;id=8536266"&gt;over concerns it depicts gang signs&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Herbie Pulgar, a student at a school for troubled youth, designed the sticker for a local contest, which he subsequently won.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After a blog identified hand signals &lt;a href="http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/02/09/rotated_sticker_vert.jpg?t=1328826506&amp;s=51"&gt;in Pulgar’s drawing&lt;/a&gt; as being associated with the Maniac Latin Disciples gang, the Chicago City Clerk Office said it would use the runner-up sticker instead.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“In no way, shape or form did the art design have any gangs symbols, any gang designs or nothing on the picture,” Pulgar told ABC7. “I just put my heart into it and I tried to make my mom proud.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chicago Crime Commission president Jody Weis says Pulgar &lt;a href="http://www.npr.org/2012/02/09/146651474/gang-signs-and-a-sticker-chicago-pulls-teens-design"&gt;had published gang-related Facebook posts&lt;/a&gt;, but Pulgar’s mother, Jessica Loor, disputes this, saying her son is not a member fo a gang.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Unfortunately, whether or not the design was meant to include potential gang symbols, the perception that now exists is that the artwork could be misinterpreted as containing gang related symbols,” said Chicago City Clerk Susana Mendoza.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The silver lining in this story is that Pulgar &lt;a href="http://www.wgntv.com/news/wgntv-city-clerk-to-pay-1000-to-boy-whose-sticker-design-was-scrapped-feb9,0,3087973.story"&gt;won’t have to return the $1,000 savings bond&lt;/a&gt; he received for winning the contest.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&amp;id=8536266"&gt;abc7&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://www.npr.org/2012/02/09/146651474/gang-signs-and-a-sticker-chicago-pulls-teens-design"&gt;npr&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://www.wgntv.com/news/wgntv-city-clerk-to-pay-1000-to-boy-whose-sticker-design-was-scrapped-feb9,0,3087973.story"&gt;wgn&lt;/a&gt;.] &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/17387342267</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/17387342267</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:42:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

So This Happened of the Day: In a bit of life...</title><description>&lt;object name="kaltura_player_1328713962" id="kaltura_player_1328713962" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" allowfullscreen="true" height="264" width="400" data="http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/0_o1o2xrhj/uiconf_id/6740162"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/0_o1o2xrhj/uiconf_id/6740162" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/17265111048/so-this-happened-of-the-day-in-a-bit-of-life"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;So This Happened of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; In a bit of life imitating that Soup video of Vanilla Ice playing an acoustic version of “Ice Ice Baby” &lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/2012/01/24/where-are-they-not-really-now-of-the-day/"&gt;for hipsters in Echo Park&lt;/a&gt;, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst &lt;a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/08/fred-durst-nookie-karaoke/#.TzKKGlyzlK9"&gt;took to the karaoke stage last night&lt;/a&gt; at West Hollywood’s Rock &amp; Reilly to perform a stripped-down rendition of his band’s 1999 hit single “Nookie.” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/08/fred-durst-nookie-karaoke/#.TzKKGlyzlK9"&gt;tmz&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/17269999737</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/17269999737</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:48:04 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thisistheverge:

Lazer Tag is getting an overhaul for iOS...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1kdpngwt1r3kmkso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisistheverge.tumblr.com/post/17224410404/lazer-tag-is-getting-an-overhaul-for-ios"&gt;thisistheverge&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Lazer Tag is getting an overhaul for iOS generation — Hasbro just announced that its 2012 Nerf Lazer Tag blasters can be combined with an iPhone or iPod touch to provide a heads-up display, an increased firing distance of 250 feet, and augmented reality for a “single player” experience. (via &lt;a href="http://www.theverge.com/2012/2/7/2782526/hasbro-lazer-tag-blaster-ios-app"&gt;Hasbro’s new Lazer Tag guns use iOS devices for HUD and augmented reality | The Verge&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/17226758370</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/17226758370</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:54:42 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz120d9WXP1qzu8kvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/17215939019</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/17215939019</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:57:51 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz18viIs7r1qzhehpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/17214193595</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/17214193595</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:06:54 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>parislemon:

“Let’s see how the competition goes…”
Just to beat...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eywi0h_Y5_U?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://parislemon.com/post/17002229521/lets-see-how-the-competition-goes-just-to"&gt;parislemon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“Let’s see how the competition goes…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just to beat a dead horse, after seeing &lt;a href="http://parislemon.com/post/16997124721/size-matters"&gt;the post&lt;/a&gt; noting Apple’s iPhone business now brings in more revenue than &lt;em&gt;all of Microsoft’s businesses combined&lt;/em&gt;, Jason Hiner &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/#!/jasonhiner/status/165579594349551617"&gt;reminded me&lt;/a&gt; of Steve Ballmer’s classic 2007 video laughing off the iPhone announcement (above).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To be fair to Ballmer, he does say that selling a $500 fully-subsidized phone is insane, and Apple did end up dropping the price, which has fueled sales. Still, the business argument sounds like something RIM would (and did) make. How’s that working out for them &lt;a href="http://parislemon.com/post/15338593129/do-you-think-that-rim-can-possibly-regain-market-share"&gt;now&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As for “I like our strategy, I like it a lot” — there’s simply no excuse. Windows Mobile was quickly exposed for the turd it was, and Windows Phone, while good, was &lt;a href="http://parislemon.com/post/14840209963/the-windows-phone-problem-in-three-words-way-too-late"&gt;far too late&lt;/a&gt;. But 2007 &lt;a href="http://parislemon.com/post/16775515893/microsofts-facebook-investment-smartest-deal-ballmer"&gt;wasn’t all bad&lt;/a&gt; for Ballmer…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/17197213936</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/17197213936</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:05:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Youtuber Blitzkrieg1981 offers us this walk-through video of the...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jU3iBXZZwnQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Youtuber &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Blitzkrieg1981" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;Blitzkrieg1981&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; offers us this walk-through video of the unfinished Counter-Strike map he made inspired by &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/06/office-layout.html" target="_blank"&gt;the Scranton branch Dunder-Mifflin offices&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. He says it took him over 500 hours of playing and pausing episodes of the show to do it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/16468811020</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/16468811020</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:52:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Army training in China is serious business: footage shows...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/57FG5vBLKvc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Army training in China is serious business: footage shows soldiers of the People’s Liberation Army of China stationed in Hong Kong play a life-and-death game of ‘hot potato’ with a live grenade.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/16468742238</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/16468742238</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:50:08 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>My First Hardcore Song by Juliet (8 years old)</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uU6U-8LP1DY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My First Hardcore Song by Juliet (8 years old)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/16131163835</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/16131163835</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 13:20:47 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Season 5</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxytns9t5x1qzhehpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Season 5&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/16028287445</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/16028287445</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:09:28 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Autistic Girl Expresses Unimaginable Intelligence</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vNZVV4Ciccg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Autistic Girl Expresses Unimaginable Intelligence&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/16026554490</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/16026554490</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 14:39:53 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>laughingsquid:

PBS Arts: Off Book – The Evolution of Music...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/puC38rhREvc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/15973747265/pbs-arts-off-book-the-evolution-of-music-online"&gt;laughingsquid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://laughingsquid.com/pbs-arts-off-book-the-evolution-of-music-online/"&gt;PBS Arts: Off Book – The Evolution of Music Online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15999932284</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15999932284</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:56:09 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>nerdology:

Pat showed me this awesome Star Trek: The Next...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwmfuR1MS1qztitko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nerdology.tumblr.com/post/15957305832"&gt;nerdology&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://patrickcassels.tumblr.com"&gt;Pat&lt;/a&gt; showed me this awesome Star Trek: The Next Generation twitter account yesterday.  Simply put it’s two sentence plot lines from what could have been the 8th season of TNG.  It’s unbelievable.  Seriously &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/#!/tng_s8"&gt;follow it&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15999867288</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15999867288</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:52:59 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>guillee:

Steve Wittens is a crazy genius—click through in a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwztmFBem1qz4ueho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.gesteves.com/post/15974778158/steve-wittens-is-a-crazy-genius-click-through-in-a"&gt;guillee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://acko.net/"&gt;Steve Wittens&lt;/a&gt; is a crazy genius—click through in a WebKit browser to check out his website. Here’s &lt;a href="http://acko.net/blog/making-love-to-webkit/"&gt;how he built it&lt;/a&gt;. My mind is blown.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15999843554</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15999843554</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:51:47 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Amazing Swan Lake Performance</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9qk6Tq3LIo4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Amazing Swan Lake Performance&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15677296281</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15677296281</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:10:31 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Venice Backstage</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/21688538" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Venice Backstage&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15643808891</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15643808891</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:32:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I love how the kids start getting down to the Daft at 2m50s.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DCkBQJQKrEQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love how the kids start getting down to the Daft at 2m50s.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15643161318</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15643161318</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:20:29 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

What The Hell of the Day: A full-scale...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjykbe14R1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/15584983938/what-the-hell-of-the-day-a-full-scale"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What The Hell of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; A full-scale investigation has been launched by Gwinnett County Schools in Georgia into controversial math homework, which asked third-grade students to calculate the amount of cotton a slave would collect &lt;a href="http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/school-district-launches-hr-investigation-controve/nGJfJ/"&gt;and the number of beatings he would receive in a week&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Who would think of such questions to ask third-grade children?” asked parent Nicole Thompson, whose 8-year-old brought the questions to her attention.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to the school district, the questionable questioned were penned by a teacher who sought to “reinforce social studies lessons through math.” It has since come to light that the homework was seen and approved by all nine third-grade teachers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“We are looking at what human resources actions may be taken so I do believe that is a hard stance trying to determine what does that situation warrant,” said district spokeswoman Sloan Roach.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NAACP of Georgia has called on the school to fire the teacher responsible and reprimand all other parties involved in approving the lesson.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“To trivialize the suffering of slavery, and to put in a word game in math work sheet is unconscionable,” community activist Jennifer Falk is quoted as saying.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/school-district-launches-hr-investigation-controve/nGJfJ/"&gt;wsbtv&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15600367201</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15600367201</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 18:56:15 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

But Wait There’s More of the Day: Vince Offer AKA...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VAQjF5RPgbg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/15569319473/but-wait-theres-more-of-the-day-vince-offer-aka"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;But Wait There’s More of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; Vince Offer AKA Vince Shlomi AKA The ShamWow! Guy pokes fun at &lt;a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/90440073/mug-shot-of-the-day-vince-shlomi-aka-vince-offer"&gt;that schticky situation&lt;/a&gt; he got into a few years back in his brand new infomercial for a glorified lint remover.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Caution: Awful innuendos and a big-ass spider ahead.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65606802.html"&gt;ontd&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15580953267</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15580953267</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:17:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Une Fille Comme Les Autres</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/34564370" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Une Fille Comme Les Autres&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15417646152</link><guid>http://www.themorningchew.com/post/15417646152</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:44:05 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

